{"product_id":"inappropriate-balloons-10pk-clearance-item","title":"Inappropriate Balloons- 10pk - CLEARANCE ITEM","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"61\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eClearance Latex Balloon Packs – Heavily Discounted!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"117\" data-start=\"65\"\u003ePack of 10 Balloons\u003cbr data-end=\"88\" data-start=\"84\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWORST PARTY EVER\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eONE YEAR OLDER AND STILL A CUNT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE THE FASTEST SPERM\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePLEASE LEAVE BY 9PM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBalloons are not sold separately. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHelium quality and biodegradable but don't be a knob and let them float away in the atmosphere as they end up in our waterways and kill our wildlife. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBe careful not to over inflate as they will make a loud pop sound! Made of natural rubber which may cause allergies. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(warning children can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons, supervision is required).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"307\" data-start=\"121\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note all clearance latex balloons are sold flat\/uninflated and are final sale. Unfortunately, we cannot take responsibility for faulty items due to the heavily discounted pricing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"462\" data-start=\"311\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you would like your balloons filled with helium, please contact the store prior to purchase. Please note helium inflation prices are not discounted.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":null,"offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52301003948306,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0208\/0956\/files\/e722f8f2-a5a5-4cef-ad2a-ed27d3f5c294.png?v=1779858651","url":"https:\/\/partyplanet.net.au\/products\/inappropriate-balloons-10pk-clearance-item","provider":"Party Planet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}